Inspector Crikey Toyland Crime Files Issue 1: Five Filthy Forthright Cases ! |
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CONTAINS THE STORIES : |
The
Rigorous Rodgering of Raggedy Anne |
Raggedy Anne has been interfered with while drunk out on
an otherwise droll Monday night in Toytown, and Inspector Crikey is left with
this case in his lap. This story was later made into a short
film in 1999 and made available on the Inspector
Crikey VCD. |
The
Eepsorcist |
Humpty
Dumpty has been found dead at the bottom of a stairway in Prospect Street, and
Inspector Crikey concludes that he fell from the bedroom window of a small girl
possessed by an evil yobbo spirit. This story was made into a short
film in 1999 and released on the Inspector Crikey
VCD. |
Do Androids Dream of EEP? |
Inspector
Crikey faces the return of some old foes that he was sent to exterminate in the
old days. Bumnivores are evil yuppies that had their internal organs turned upside
down at birth, making them the most intolerable, bad breathed gits you could ever
meet. This story was made into a short film in 2000
and released on the Inspector Crikey VCD. |
Old Kind
Cole was a Merry Arsehole |
A
serial killer praying on gollywog girls is terrorizing Toytown, but Old King Cole
decides to throw his annual Policeman's Ball regardless. |
Babes in Toyland |
An unidentified murdered plant is found
in an alley way next to the brothel in 10th avenue. Inspector Crikey interrogates
the madam of the establishment to get to the bottom of this sordid case. |
Warning: pretty much Adults Only stuff, ...not that bad really... just don't show your mum ! |
Price $3 Australian (postage included) ... e-mail Tom Priestley for details. |
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